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waiter. there’s a fly in my soup.  now there’s 2 flies. now they’re mating,   waiter are you getting this


why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are ugly it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

i still think its 2012


tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do